Guided meditative practice, Lesson No. 37

Posted on August 24, 2011 by Skippy R

The words will come easily, flowing from some unknown source: “Shamballah abugraibShaniatwainHalitosisKirstenDunst.” Something like that.

Our FounderThe words will have a rhythm that vibrates to the music of the spheres, yet may strangely keep time with the beeping car alarm down the street. It will be sonic. It will feel so schweeeet. You will melt, refreeze and then split into shards and flinders. You will meet the God who is immutable, impassible, and timeless. He will quiz you on Open Theism and Orthodox Theodicy and posit you this one challenge: “Define Non-Bivalentist Omniscience.”

You must espouse nothing, but rather be espoused to one spouse only. And then speak this one phrase in a whisper: “My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure.”  Follow this up with a strenuous P90x Core Synergistics workout, a quick shower and then hit the commute.

About Skippy R

Skippy R is retired after toiling as a scribe for a large denominational newspaper in Texas for about 40 years. He's written for The Wittenburg Door and Beliefnet. He lives in Dallas with his wife, Mrs. Skippy, and leads a Bible study in his home. Mostly spends time running after his grandkids. He is -- what are they calling it now? -- a Jesus follower.
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