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Rick Perry Devotional: Grasp the baton
Editor’s Note: Texas Gov. Rick Perry has returned as our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Ecclesiastes 9:10 – “Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.” Although I’m currently under a grand jury investigation for possible coercion … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: God’s really smart. I’m not.
Editor’s Note: This is Gov. Perry’s last column for BlindFolly. He’s been our guest devotional writer since August. We’ll be choosing another writer soon. Focal Passage: Ezekiel 7:6 — “An end is come, the end is come: it watcheth for … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Just can’t hold it
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: I Kings 14:10 — “I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall.” The Obama administration’s criticism … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: I need a new theme song
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Psalm 68:4– “Lift up a song for Him who rides through the deserts, Whose name is the LORD, and exult before Him.” The church has been defined throughout history … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Cleansing the capital
Focal Passage: Matthew 24:2– “Truly I say to you, not one stone here will be left upon another, which will not be torn down.” You may have heard that I told an Iowa audience that Washington doesn’t just need a … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!