TOO LATE FOR CHRISTMAS DEPT: My kids once left their David and Bathsheba action figures accidentally together in the bathtub overnight. That’s as close as I’ve ever gotten to a “Christian sex toy.”
Apparently I’m part of a dwindling minority. The Christian sex toy site Book 22 (referring to the Song of Solomon) promises to “enhance the intimate life of all God’s children.” It’s just part of a growing field catering to married, heterosexual religious folks, according to an article in The Daily Beast. (The View discussed this more than a year ago, of course). Other sites include Hooking Up Holy, Intimacy of Eden, and Covenant Spice as well as the Jewish-centered Kosher Sex Toys and El Asira for Muslims.
I say, Praise the Lord! Before these sites were available, the world’s main religions were constantly engaged in pointless wars and hostilities. We eagerly look forward to a dawning era of peace and understanding as their energies become focused elsewhere.