X-Rated Toys for PG-Rated People

TOO LATE FOR CHRISTMAS DEPT: My kids once left their David and Bathsheba action figures accidentally together in the bathtub overnight. That’s as close as I’ve ever gotten to a “Christian sex toy.”

I.O.U. Game

The I.O.U. Game, the only image we can safely show you.

Apparently I’m part of a dwindling minority. The Christian sex toy site Book 22 (referring to the Song of Solomon)  promises to “enhance the intimate life of all God’s children.” It’s just part of a growing field catering to  married, heterosexual religious folks, according to an article in The Daily Beast. (The View discussed this more than a year ago, of course).  Other sites include Hooking Up Holy, Intimacy of Eden, and Covenant Spice as well as the Jewish-centered Kosher Sex Toys and El Asira for Muslims.

I say, Praise the Lord! Before these sites were available, the world’s main religions were constantly engaged in pointless wars and hostilities. We eagerly look forward to a dawning era of peace and understanding as their energies become focused elsewhere.

About Skippy R

Skippy R is retired after toiling as a scribe for a large denominational newspaper in Texas for about 40 years. He's written for The Wittenburg Door and Beliefnet. He lives in Dallas with his wife, Mrs. Skippy, and leads a Bible study in his home. Mostly spends time running after his grandkids. He is -- what are they calling it now? -- a Jesus follower.
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