Al Mohler, president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, appears in the latest in a series of “It Gets Better, By and By” videos aimed at young fundamentalist teens growing up in moderate households who are bullied at church by peers who suspect they are inerrantists. “However bad things are, however isolated and alone you feel, it gets better. I remember when I was in the ICU in 2007 and discovered that my surgeon was a lapsed Episcopalian, my trust in a sovereign and all knowing God was pushed to the limit. Could God truly have arranged this?” In the video, Mohler then takes off his shirt and displays his scar. “But I made it through, and so will you.” A book of essays will be published this fall from the series, including submissions by Richard Land, Andy Stanley, John Piper, Chris Tomlin and the combined choirs of Johnson Ferry Baptist Church, Marietta, GA, and First Southern Baptist Church, Scottsdale, AZ.
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