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Correction: Pat out-Pats himself
We should know by now not to anticipate ANYTHING Pat Robertson might do. I guess we’ll never learn. On April 24 we humorously suggested that the televangelist had charged that the East Coast earthquake was the result of “quantitative easing” … Continue reading
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Next ‘Generation’ may really suck
According to The Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life, naming the latest youth generation has become something of a problem. The last “generation” tagged by sociologists was Generation Z, born between the early- to mid- 1990s and the early … Continue reading
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Somalis reject Baptist relief offer
(Baptist Press)–A crowd of angry villagers in Somalia, who are suffering a terrible drought because of their ignorance and false Muslim religion, expressed disgust at the bags of freeze-dried grits, pigs-in-a-blanket, and frozen buttermilk biscuits the Texas Baptist Men relief … Continue reading
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Act of God or ‘terror attack’?
Both Libya’s Moammar Gaddafi and al Qaida took responsibility for this week’s magnitude 5.8 earthquake that shook the U.S. East Coast and cracked the Washington Monument. “Despite betrayal by devils and traitors, we have struck back at the cowards in … Continue reading
Al Mohler: It gets better
Al Mohler, president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, appears in the latest in a series of “It Gets Better, By and By” videos aimed at young fundamentalist teens growing up in moderate households who are bullied at church by peers … Continue reading
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