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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Category Archives: News
Announcing the New ‘Sport’ Javelin Missile Launcher
Raytheon & Lockheed Martin are proud to introduce our new “Sport” Model FGM-148 Javelin missile launcher.
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‘Offscouring 2022’: Our List of the World’s Least Powerful People
TRIGGER WARNING: Some may find descriptions of societal vulnerability below very disturbing. I know I did. Forbes magazine likes to occasionally compile a list of the world’s most powerful people. For example, in their most recent compilation from 2018, Chinese … Continue reading
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Chicken Soup for the Apocalypse
As I watched coverage of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, with the threat of nuclear war lurking, I was not comforted when televangelist Pat Robertson came out of retirement to tell us that God Himself was pushing Vladimir Putin into … Continue reading
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Cuneifordle: An Ancient Near Eastern Pastime
Researchers at the University of Chicago’s Near Eastern Languages and Cuneiform Studies Dept. recently discovered what might have been a prototype of today’s popular Wordle online word puzzle.
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Covid, Masks and the Great Church Bus Standoff at Main & Jackson
Many pastors are being lionized in Christian circles for resisting ‘Draconian’ Covid-19 pandemic restrictions about crowds, masking and social distancing, heroically putting their congregations’ and neighbors’ health in danger regardless of the personal cost to themselves. But some faith heroes … Continue reading
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