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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Category Archives: News
Billy Bob in the Ice Palace of ERCOT
A public utility fairy tale of the struggle between The Electric Reliability Council of Texas and the humble citizens of that sovereign state. The journey to the ERCOT Ice Palace was perilous and long. Billy Bob had been delegated by … Continue reading
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God releases “Zack Snyder”-style cut of The Book of Revelation
Note: The following includes spoilers about the new director’s cut of “The Book of Revelation.” God says his new revision of the original Book of Revelation adds five chapters and a number of plot devices that never made it into … Continue reading
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Miraculous image of Dr. Fauci appears on cast-off coronavirus mask
A mysterious stain on a cast-off cloth mask has been found to display a blurry image of infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony S. Fauci. The mask was first noticed a few days ago in the parking lot of a Walmart … Continue reading
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Zuckerberg: New Facebook ‘mind ads’ are safe
[First posted in 2012, but still relevant] Facebook announced it will “thoughtfully and slowly” begin rolling out ads that appear right inside your mind while you post on your newsfeed. “We don’t want to be intrusive,” Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg … Continue reading
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The Apotheosis of The Donald & The Ronald
[Note: This was obviously written in the Alternate Reality that existed before Election Night. Just flip everything, and it can still be entertaining]. And I was in the Spirit on election day. In the Spirit, by the way, not ‘spirits.’ … Continue reading
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