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Rick Perry Devotional: Our Founding Fathers
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. This weekend I was kickin’ back in the Hill Country with my Christian bros Rick Scarborough, Judge Paul Pressler and historian David Barton. Of course the conversation turned to our country’s … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Multiculturalism
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight! Today’s focus is the importance of multiculturalism. I value the Democrat way of life. I was raised as a … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Clinton a vegan?
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. The media jackals are reporting that former President Bill Clinton has become a vegan (that’s a hardcore vegetarian). I hesitate to believe it, but if it’s true, it’s a terrible witness … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: The Environment
Editors Note: Rick Perry is our guest devotional writer. In my younger days out in Paint Creek in West Texas, I’d often sit staring out at the sunset in my perfectly knotted Boy Scout kerchief, just thinkin’ about God and … Continue reading
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Guided meditative practice, Lesson No. 37
The words will come easily, flowing from some unknown source: “Shamballah abugraibShaniatwainHalitosisKirstenDunst.” Something like that. The words will have a rhythm that vibrates to the music of the spheres, yet may strangely keep time with the beeping car alarm down … Continue reading
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