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... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
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...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
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...Worked like a charm.
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...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
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...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
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His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Rick Perry Devotional: Turning water into wine
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. (Focal Passage: John 2:1-11) My prayers have been answered. First, Herman Cain is getting worked over by the press for those old sexual harassment suits. And now a video of my … Continue reading
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‘In God We Trust’ really, really the U.S. motto now
God is planning a divine vote next week on whether the members of the U.S. House of Representatives actually trust in Him. The surprise announcement sent angels, archangels and other heavenly beings rummaging through pearly desk drawers to find voter … Continue reading
Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible heresy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmp_5qv-qAs We’ve been more than lenient. When famed Southern Chef Paula Deen was called “the most dangerous person in America” by fellow chef and travel writer Anthony Bourdain, we said, “so what?” and finished off a big plate of Paula’s … Continue reading
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Commentary: All ready for ‘Jesus Ween?’
Everybody’s made fun of this already (Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel), but hey, can’t Christians leave well enough alone? We complain that we’re persecuted if schools replace the word “holiday” for “Christmas,” then yell at a department store for putting up Christmas … Continue reading
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Rick Perry’s Daily Devotional: Be not unequally yoked
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. The next Republican debate will focus on foreign policy, and I… can’t… wait. Herman Pizza-man Cain will flub this one for sure, and push all the evangelical Christians back over to … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!