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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Highlander Heritage church movement not just idle claver
Sean McTavish (not his real name) used to be an associate pastor of a mid-sized suburban Baptist church. But he got tired of the lack of passion, the church politics and the convoluted theological sermons he had to sit through. … Continue reading
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Tagged Braveheart, highland, Scottish. kirk
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Back In The Stocks: Robertson’s guessing game with God
We were about to release Pat Robertson from the stocks this week, but had to turn right around and put him back in. Why? God told the televangelist who’ll win the Presidential election in 2012, but Pat’s keeping it a … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012, Obama, Robertson, televangelist
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New Taliban office reaching out for peace, understanding
Hello, you’ve reached the new Taliban office in Qatar, how may we direct your call? No, I’m sorry, Mullah Omar is out of the office until 3 p.m. I believe he’s slaughtering a goat for a power lunch with representatives … Continue reading
Rick Perry Devotional: Cleansing the capital
Focal Passage: Matthew 24:2– “Truly I say to you, not one stone here will be left upon another, which will not be torn down.” You may have heard that I told an Iowa audience that Washington doesn’t just need a … Continue reading
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Tagged caucus, Perry, Washington
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X-Rated Toys for PG-Rated People
TOO LATE FOR CHRISTMAS DEPT: My kids once left their David and Bathsheba action figures accidentally together in the bathtub overnight. That’s as close as I’ve ever gotten to a “Christian sex toy.” Apparently I’m part of a dwindling minority. … Continue reading
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