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... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
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...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
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...Worked like a charm.
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...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
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...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
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...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
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His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Rick Perry Devotional: God’s really smart. I’m not.
Editor’s Note: This is Gov. Perry’s last column for BlindFolly. He’s been our guest devotional writer since August. We’ll be choosing another writer soon. Focal Passage: Ezekiel 7:6 — “An end is come, the end is come: it watcheth for … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Steppin’ in it
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Matthew 24:10–“And then many will be offended and shall betray one another…” Well, I really “stepped in it” during that debate. But so did many of the biblical patriarchs, … Continue reading
‘In God We Trust’ really, really the U.S. motto now
God is planning a divine vote next week on whether the members of the U.S. House of Representatives actually trust in Him. The surprise announcement sent angels, archangels and other heavenly beings rummaging through pearly desk drawers to find voter … Continue reading
A breakthrough prescription for a political year
With a year of brutal and unforgiving political contests looming before us, has anybody considered just getting a 22-Strand DNA Activation instead? You may not be familiar with this technique. It is a “tremendous gift that was unveiled in 1998 … Continue reading
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