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Rick Perry Devotional: Turning water into wine
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. (Focal Passage: John 2:1-11) My prayers have been answered. First, Herman Cain is getting worked over by the press for those old sexual harassment suits. And now a video of my … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: You’ll never know I was there
“Before honor comes humility” (Proverbs 15:33). When I announced my run for president, I promised to “work every day to try to make Washington, D.C., as inconsequential in your life as I can.” And I can do it. Just look … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: I am not Jesus, I am second
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. “Oh give thanks to the Lord, for he is good” (Psalm 107:1). I’m bubbling over with thanksgiving today, and a little bit humbled. Evangelist Rick Scarborough and his Vision America “Patriot … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Immigration policy
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. As an Aggie, I’ve always had warm relations with our friends from south of the border. But our focus today is a Godly illegal immigration policy. The scriptures say you shall … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!