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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Tag Archives: 2012
Back In The Stocks: Robertson’s guessing game with God
We were about to release Pat Robertson from the stocks this week, but had to turn right around and put him back in. Why? God told the televangelist who’ll win the Presidential election in 2012, but Pat’s keeping it a … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012, Obama, Robertson, televangelist
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Rev. Joel Osteen’s Resolutions for 2012
I resolve to be more generous. At least, I’ll tip my dental hygienist an extra $50. I will make every day a Friday, and I will be a better me. I will smile more. I will hug every single member … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012, Osteen, resolutions
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