TV Review: ABC’s new soap Good Christian Belles set in Dallas is described as a “wicked new drama” based on Kim Gatlin’s book, Good Christian (um…that other B-word). Besides using such gutter language, the program will no doubt disparage Christian family values and the good name of Dallas, home to numerous mega-churches and what used to be God’s favorite football team (God now favors whatever team that Tebow youngster is on). In the show, the ultimate high school “mean girl” is forced to return home in disgrace after her marriage ends in scandal. And rightly so. I can’t see what entertainment value this will have, other than the satisfaction of seeing a sinner get the social ostracization she deserves. But I don’t have to turn on the TV for something I can see every week in church. Bottom line– Just skip this one.
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