Somalis reject Baptist relief offer

(Baptist Press)–A crowd of angry villagers in Somalia, who are suffering a terrible drought because of their ignorance and false Muslim religion, expressed disgust at the bags of freeze-dried grits, pigs-in-a-blanket,  and frozen buttermilk biscuits the Texas Baptist Men relief team unloaded from their truck. “We cannot eat these,” explained one villager. “It is Ramadan. And besides, we have no water, no microwaves!” One truck was overturned, its windshield broken and it’s sides severely dented by continuous pounding from the frozen rolls of delectable buttery goodness. The volunteers escaped, but one TBM yellow hardhat had to be abandoned at the scene.