Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer.
Focal Passage: Matthew 24:10–“And then many will be offended and shall betray one another…”
Well, I really “stepped in it” during that debate. But so did many of the biblical patriarchs, and some of the Lord’s disciples during their ministries. We’re all human. And actually, it’s not completely my fault. I was betrayed.
I’ve been counting heavily on my friends among the New Apostolic Reformation Movement and their Rick Perry Pre-Presidential Prayer Team to carry me through. Apparently the team forgot about the debate, went to a church-sponsored BINGO party and neglected to lift me up to the Lord. They’ve proven to me that they don’t have the focus or the deep thinking required to be a qualified Pre-Presidential Prayer Team, and I’m looking into replacing them. I’m just glad I’m not embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal or something. Mostly I blame the media, because… because… Well, you can fill in the details.