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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Category Archives: News
Going out with a bang!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9hrjocCRcY Cremation is controversial in some Christian circles, but this new product should erase all qualms and give your loved ones the send-off they deserve. An Alabama company, HolySmoke, will load the cremated remains of the deceased into a shell … Continue reading
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Primaries defying 2nd law of thermodynamics, etc.
“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on,” wrote Omar Khayyám. Well, not anymore. After Florida Republicans moved up their Primary election date to January 2011, Iowa announced it was moving it’s primary up, too, to the day before … Continue reading
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Remember: World Humor Offering Sunday, Oct. 2
Thousands of the world’s most vulnerable church staff, members and clergy are living “humor insecure” lives, never knowing where their next laugh is coming from. They are an invisible, suffering population right in our own backyard. They can only laugh … Continue reading
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Daughters of the Neanderthals of the Tundra
The Daughters of the Neanderthals of the Tundra, Wimberly, Texas, branch, elected Mrs. Bettye Cartwright as president of the genealogical society last week. She traces her lineage through the Colonial settlers, to the Royal Stuart line back to Charlemagne, then … Continue reading
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‘Pastors Without Boundaries’ ends ministry
It was a sad day at Pastors Without Boundaries headquarters in New York, as the renowned non-profit ended its 30-year worldwide ministry Sept. 1. Originally bustling with dedicated workaholic chaplains and ministers, the staff had dwindled to just two, and … Continue reading
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