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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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The Pew Potato, NAE Newsmaker of the Year
Time magazine named “The Protester” its Person of the Year, and now the National Association of Evangelicals has named “The Pew Potato” its Newsmaker for 2011. NAE President Leith Anderson said the Pew Potato composite character represents the ideal personality … Continue reading
Obama ‘down under’ causes ruckus
President Obama’s trip to Australia caused an uproar among religious fundamentalists when he visited the town of Darwin. “The president’s presence there gives an official stamp of government approval to Charles Darwin and the teaching of his theory of evolution … Continue reading
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Occupy Elm Mott: Sign of the Almighty Dollar
In a small Texas community north of Waco, Occupy Elm Mott takes up its position at the epicenter of power and privilege in the town– the curb outside the Dollar General store. Sid Mahoney, proprietor of the Dollar General and … Continue reading
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‘In God We Trust’ really, really the U.S. motto now
God is planning a divine vote next week on whether the members of the U.S. House of Representatives actually trust in Him. The surprise announcement sent angels, archangels and other heavenly beings rummaging through pearly desk drawers to find voter … Continue reading
OK, it’s clobbering’ time
Maybe you haven’t heard of Yuri Foreman, a former world-champion Jewish boxer also in training to be a rabbi? Well, he’s just the guy to beat the crap out of Mark Driscoll, the neo-calvinistic, mixed-martial-arts-loving pastor of Mars Hill Church … Continue reading
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