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Dispatches from Terra Nullius
• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Category Archives: News
Heartwarming Christmas story of the year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsT-iOiO4HM From The Peace On Earth Department: Orthodox and Armenian clerics clash over the boundaries of their jurisdictions inside the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem (BBC Video).
Top 20 things we’d like to forget from 2011
• Everything relating to Tim Tebow • Harold Camping • The Eurozone • Religious authority figures abusing children • Rick Perry’s Prayer Rally • Paula Deen • Royal weddings • Hosni Sayyid Mubarak • The Tea Party • Charlie Sheen … Continue reading
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We apologize in advance…
We’d like to apologize in advance for all of Pat Robertson’s soon to be announced predictions for the year 2012: • Michelle Bachman will apparently NOT spontaneously combust during a Republican presidential debate in March 2012. • Deceased North Korean … Continue reading
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James Dobson Dares to Novelize
James Dobson, chairman emeritus of Focus on the Family, has roused himself from semi-retirement to announce he’ll try his hand at fiction. Dobson, already a prolific author of counseling and spiritual books, plans to write a science fiction trilogy– Fatherless, … Continue reading
The Jesus Toaster stocking stuffer
This has been around since last year, but… if you’re stumped about what to get that special someone for Christmas, you could do no better than The Jesus Toaster. It’a gonna be hard to smear Smart Balance all over the … Continue reading
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