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Dispatches from Terra Nullius
• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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“Western heritage’ gets new twist at Cowboys & Aliens church
Many in this congregation have never set a booted foot inside a church before. Others are relatively new to our planet. That’s the way Ed Stearns likes it. He’s pastor of the new Cowboys & Aliens Church on the outskirts … Continue reading
Baywatch star cancels search for Noah’s Ark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGnNCfPBD8 Urgent Prayer Concern: Former “Baywatch” star Donna D’Errico turned down a spot on “Dancing With the Stars,” to focus on finding Noah’s ark. “I went to Catholic school and was fascinated by Noah’s ark. This has been a dream … Continue reading
Just don’t mention Soylent Green
Two new eco-friendly end-of-life options are coming to a funeral home near you. A Glasgow-based company has installed its first commercial “alkaline hydrolysis” unit at a Florida funeral home. It works by dissolving the body in heated alkaline water in … Continue reading
Tebow jersey sales lost in wilderness
Urgent Prayer Concern: The Denver Post is reporting that sales of Broncos backup quarterback Tim Tebow’s jerseys have plummeted. According to the NFL, the Heisman Trophy-winning, home-schooled Christian MK has fallen from No. 1 in jersey sales all the way … Continue reading
Driscoll gives science report a beat down
According to Marc Driscoll, controversial pastor of Mars Hill Church in Seattle, a new report from the American Academy of Pediatricians that says children and teens shouldn’t box is part of a conspiracy that continues to portray Jesus as a … Continue reading
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