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Category Archives: Devotional
Rick Perry Dance Dance Revolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gbssGcA7v0 A treat for the High Holy Days: Gov. Rick Perry (Our guest devotional writer) dancing with Rabbis on the first day of Hanukkah back in 2010. As calculated the percentage of the total number of points awarded to all … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: A Flare-up of Doom
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. These are grave times. Possibly even the End Times (See Rev. 16:18– “And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Be an ‘Overcomer’
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. OK, Michele Bachmann really raked me over the coals for requiring the HPV virus vaccine for Texas preteen girls. So just to prove to her that the shot is perfectly harmless … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Democracy in action
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. “Proclaim liberty throughout the land!” (Lev. 25:10) It’s been 20 years since Boris Yeltsin stood on top of a tank and, with the support of the Russian people, overthrew the evil … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Decisive leadership
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. “No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn” (Isaiah 54:17). I was cleaning my .380 laser-sighted Ruger … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!