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Category Archives: Devotional
Rick Perry Devotional: I need a new theme song
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Psalm 68:4– “Lift up a song for Him who rides through the deserts, Whose name is the LORD, and exult before Him.” The church has been defined throughout history … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Cleansing the capital
Focal Passage: Matthew 24:2– “Truly I say to you, not one stone here will be left upon another, which will not be torn down.” You may have heard that I told an Iowa audience that Washington doesn’t just need a … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Who will be my Aaron?
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. (Focal Passage: Exodus 6:30– “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?”) Well, switch off the lights, the party has just about terminated, to quote Dandy … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Steppin’ in it
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Matthew 24:10–“And then many will be offended and shall betray one another…” Well, I really “stepped in it” during that debate. But so did many of the biblical patriarchs, … Continue reading
Rick Perry Devotional: Turning water into wine
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. (Focal Passage: John 2:1-11) My prayers have been answered. First, Herman Cain is getting worked over by the press for those old sexual harassment suits. And now a video of my … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!