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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Category Archives: Devotional
Mitt Romney Devotional: Democrat dissimulation
[Hello, Americans. Since I need to cover all the bases in order to bring America back to it’s traditional heritage and destiny, I decided to start this little blog post to influence those of you who use the Twitter and … Continue reading
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Newt Gingrich Devotional: Am I pretty?
Editor’s Note: Newt Gingrich is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: 2 Samuel 14:25– “But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the … Continue reading
Newt Gingrich Devotional: Nauseous words
Editor’s Note: Newt Gingrich is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Isaiah 29:21– “…That make a man an offender for a word, and lay a snare for him that reproveth in the gate…” Rick Santorum’s reaction to John F. Kennedy’s … Continue reading
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Newt Gingrich Devotional: An embarrassing confession
Editor’s Note: Newt Gingrich is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: James 1:19— “Let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak…” Earlier today I had the following conversation with a member of my “dream team,” Chuck Norris, the … Continue reading
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Newt Gingrich Devotional: Focus on Fickle Followers
Editors Note: Newt Gingrich is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Philippians 2:20,21–“For I have no man likeminded… For all seek their own…” As Callista and I sat in uncomfortable metal folding chairs at our booth at the Conservative Political … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!