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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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Author Archives: Skippy R
OK, it’s clobbering’ time
Maybe you haven’t heard of Yuri Foreman, a former world-champion Jewish boxer also in training to be a rabbi? Well, he’s just the guy to beat the crap out of Mark Driscoll, the neo-calvinistic, mixed-martial-arts-loving pastor of Mars Hill Church … Continue reading
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Ugly Band of the Week: UnderØath
UnderØath, a Christian metalcore band from Tampa, Fla., has been churning out hit CDs for more than a decade. The band has been described as brooding, dark, maddening and “one step away from throwing itself over the edge.” Stylistically, perhaps … Continue reading
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Weekly Beastie: Searching for 666
It’s been about three years since I last fired up the Weekly Beastie machine and delved into the secret world of Jewish gematria to sniff out the Antichrist. I held off partly out of respect for Gov. Rick Perry, who … Continue reading
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Hey, it’s Aging Baby Boomer Barbie
Episode 6: Polymer Degradation. The horror!— Ken and Barbie must sell their Corvette and their condo in Malibu to support their parents in a long-term-care facility. A door-to-door evangelist gets them thinking about shelf-life and product expiration dates. They discover … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Niggling over the N-Word
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. “I, even I, am he who blots out your transgressions”(Isaiah 43:25). As the ancient Latinos used to say, “Mea culpa.” I admit it, our West Texas family hunting camp had “Niggerhead” … Continue reading
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See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!