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• 'Prophet' Claims Military will reinstate Trump as President 'by the end of April'
... and pigs will fly by July.
• Haunted 'Frozen' Elsa Doll Terrorizes Houston Family
... 'The ectoplasm never bothered me anyway.'
• Televangelists using Covid relief funds to buy private jets
...Call it the Government Tithe Protection Program
• Georgia Spa Shooter Was a Patient at an Evangelical 'Sex Addiction' Clinic
...Worked like a charm.
• Covid-denying Russian Monk Arrested for Urging Congregation to Commit Suicide
...Just when we thought things couldn't get crazier.
• The Blockchain of Faith - 'In Satoshi We Trust'
...You cannot serve God and Bitcoin.
• Scientist Agonizing over His 'Naive Realism' in a Quantum World
...It's sorta like herding Schrodinger's feral cats.
• Master Ryuho Okawa will cure your coronavirus with a ritual ... for $400
His Happy Science followers believe he is a god...from Venus
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James Dobson Dares to Novelize
James Dobson, chairman emeritus of Focus on the Family, has roused himself from semi-retirement to announce he’ll try his hand at fiction. Dobson, already a prolific author of counseling and spiritual books, plans to write a science fiction trilogy– Fatherless, … Continue reading
In the Stocks This Week: Pat Robertson
Pat Robertson is in the stocks this week for genuflecting to Tim Tebow instead of Christ. Pat ranted about being “disgusted” by the Saturday Night Live skit in which Jesus suggests Tim Tebow should “take it down a notch.” Pat’s … Continue reading
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Cringe: The sci-fi TV series we’d like to see
The series begins by introducing theological theoretician Walter Brueggemann, who has just been released after having spent many years of confinement in a small fundamentalist seminary in Minnesota. He assists The Cringe Division, a special unit that investigates unexplained, often … Continue reading
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Rick Perry Devotional: Who will be my Aaron?
Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer. (Focal Passage: Exodus 6:30– “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?”) Well, switch off the lights, the party has just about terminated, to quote Dandy … Continue reading
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The Jesus Toaster stocking stuffer
This has been around since last year, but… if you’re stumped about what to get that special someone for Christmas, you could do no better than The Jesus Toaster. It’a gonna be hard to smear Smart Balance all over the … Continue reading
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