Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer.
OK, Michele Bachmann really raked me over the coals for requiring the HPV virus vaccine for Texas preteen girls. So just to prove to her that the shot is perfectly harmless and effective, I gave myself one of those “government injections” right in my own hiney (under a doctor’s supervision of course). Sure enough, it’s been several weeks and– no genital warts yet, and I’m cervical-cancer free! It all seems to be working. Guess I called her bluff.
Prayer Time With Perry
Next week, I’m gonna challenge that flip-flopper Romney to strip down to our skivvies on stage. People will admire my ranch-hardened body, and be puzzled by his holy Mormon undergarments.
UPDATE! Herman Cain beat me in the latest straw poll, dang it! What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger. I just don’t understand it. Do people think we’re really ready for a black president? Notice that in the Duane Buck death penalty case, a psychologist testified that black people were more likely to commit violence. Just sayin’. Anyway, this is the point in the campaign where I need to dig deep, find my hidden fighter, sharpen my message, shake up my staff, and come out swinging– i.e, be an “overcomer” (Revelation 21:7). Instead, I think I’ll tout my decisive response to Texas’ feral pig problem: gun ’em all down from choppers. If only every problem were that simple.
See all the old archived, classic Rick Perry Devotionals here!