Weekly Beastie: Godly, biblical names key to 2020 election

In past election years, conservative evangelicals have wisely gone beyond positions, platforms, policy papers, competence and character in evaluating a presidential candidate. Weekly Beastie LogoSome have scrutinized their candidate’s favorite scriptures for insight into their souls. Others have simply opened their Bibles randomly, pointed to a verse and tried to find a clue.

But in the end, they all come to me.

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‘A Heart of Many Chambers’ (in the age of social media)

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  • “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.”                                                       – F. Scott Fitzgerald

Now there’s a meme you will rarely see on Facebook. But it’s a truth the rabbis understood and took to heart.

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Why God Wants You to Wear Your Mask

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I’ve noticed a curious contradiction lately.

Christian believers are claiming that the Covid-19 guidelines – the quarantines, the masks, the hand washings, the lockdown on gatherings, the business closures – all amount to tyranny, a threat to Constitutional rights, and are based (at best) on mistaken data and (at worst) are part of a deep-state conspiracy to turn us all into fearful sheep.

What’s the contradiction? It all has to do with a “parapet.”

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If the fate of Job hung on a Heavenly Zoom conference

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It was Tuesday, the usual day when the sons of God came together to present themselves before the Lord as his heavenly council. But because of the pandemic lockdown, everyone was social distancing and working from home, so Jesus suggested they all use Zoom, the video conferencing app, for a virtual meeting.

The Angel Gabriel messaged everybody to say he already had an account, so they could use his, and the meeting could go beyond the 40-minute limit of the free version. [Editor’s Note: Not applicable in eternity, but…]

The focus of the meeting was to be God’s faithful servant, Job.

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Weekly Beastie: Dr. Fauci or Dr. Faustus?

It’s been several years since the liberal owner of this website published a sophomorish election-eve article that made fun of now-President Donald Trump. Weekly Beastie LogoSince that shameful episode, we’ve “been shut down for repairs” here at blindfolly.org.

Now that we’re back up and running, I am able to resume my investigations, and I was surprised to find that we’re in the middle of a serious coronavirus pandemic!

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