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Back In The Stocks: Robertson’s guessing game with God

We were about to release Pat Robertson from the stocks this week, but had to turn right around and put him back in. Why? God told the televangelist who’ll win the Presidential election in 2012, but Pat’s keeping it a … Continue reading

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Rev. Joel Osteen’s Resolutions for 2012

I resolve to be more generous. At least, I’ll tip my dental hygienist an extra $50. I will make every day a Friday, and I will be a better me. I will smile more. I will hug every single member … Continue reading

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