The Apotheosis of The Donald & The Ronald

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[Note: This was obviously written in the Alternate Reality that existed before Election Night. Just flip everything, and it can still be entertaining].

And I was in the Spirit on election day.

In the Spirit, by the way, not ‘spirits.’ Believe me, I don’t drink alcohol, not even my own Trump Vodka, so I was perfectly lucid and aware at the time. But I knew this was going to be a huge, HUGE Revelation! Continue reading

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Trumpism’s Anti-Prius Conspiracy Revealed

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America needs to get its priorities straight!

Deep into this political season, candidates are slinging “racist” and “liar” around like out-of-control Agri-Fab fertilizer spreaders.

But now they’ve gone too far and are treading upon one of my precious pet peeves.

The Trumpizers have taken away my Eco-Friendly parking spot at Whole Foods!

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Rethinking Facebook, incivility and violence

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Radioactive rods in a nuclear power plant.

Can the hateful things we say on social media somehow lead to violence in society?

Yes, they can, and I confess, I’ve been a part of it. God forgive me. Continue reading

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Half a ‘Thumbs Up’: After investigation, Joyce Meyer sorta steps up to accountability

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We’ve got to applaud Joyce Meyer Ministries after reading reports she has brought her ministry into line with financial accountability standards.

But she only gets half a “thumbs up.”
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Weekly Beastie: Michele Bachmann

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Beastie, my rolling metal calculating companion, and I were finishing up a game of scrabble the other night when this came over the TV news:
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