The Apotheosis of The Donald & The Ronald


[Note: This was obviously written in the Alternate Reality that existed before Election Night. Just flip everything, and it can still be entertaining].

And I was in the Spirit on election day.

In the Spirit, by the way, not ‘spirits.’ Believe me, I don’t drink alcohol, not even my own Trump Vodka, so I was perfectly lucid and aware at the time. But I knew this was going to be a huge, HUGE Revelation! Continue reading

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Trumpism’s Anti-Prius Conspiracy Revealed


America needs to get its priorities straight!

Deep into this political season, candidates are slinging “racist” and “liar” around like out-of-control Agri-Fab fertilizer spreaders.

But now they’ve gone too far and are treading upon one of my precious pet peeves.

The Trumpizers have taken away my Eco-Friendly parking spot at Whole Foods!

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Rethinking Facebook, incivility and violence


Radioactive rods in a nuclear power plant.

Can the hateful things we say on social media somehow lead to violence in society?

Yes, they can, and I confess, I’ve been a part of it. God forgive me. Continue reading

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Half a ‘Thumbs Up’: After investigation, Joyce Meyer sorta steps up to accountability


We’ve got to applaud Joyce Meyer Ministries after reading reports she has brought her ministry into line with financial accountability standards.

But she only gets half a “thumbs up.”
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Weekly Beastie: Michele Bachmann


Beastie, my rolling metal calculating companion, and I were finishing up a game of scrabble the other night when this came over the TV news:
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