OK — put down your can of Red Bull and listen up. This is important. You know Dave Mustaine, the lead singer for Megadeth, the metal band? You remember he returned to Christianity a few years ago? Along with his bass player Dave Ellefson?
Anyway, he’s been doing a lot of digging and investigating into the dark recesses of American political intrigue — and who’s more qualified to do this than a retread ’80s rock star, right? — and he has discovered . . . a conspiracy.
Yep. He’s a Christian celebrity, so it must be true. Anyway, here’s the story, reported by the Huffington Post:
At a recent show in Singapore during Megadeth’s “Th1rt3en World Tour,” Mustaine took to the mic from the stage to discuss his beliefs about some of the recent gun violence in America.
“Back in my country, my president,” Mustaine begins and then pretends to gag himself with his finger, “is trying to pass a gun ban, so he’s staging all of these murders. The ‘Fast and Furious’ thing down at the border. And Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there. And now, the beautiful people at the Sikh temple.”
Mustaine went on to say, “I don’t know where I’m going to live if America keeps going the way it’s going because it looks like it’s turning into Nazi America.”
Please send this on to all your friends because, if Obama is both a Socialist and a Nazi, we’re in really big trouble. Plus, we all want Dave Mustaine to keep living in America, right?