Rick Perry Devotional: Sex, scandal, slander, Oh My!

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Skippy R

Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer.
“For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil.” — Proverbs 5:3

Prayer Time With Perry

Prayer Time With Perry

It’s a sad day when politics stoops to wrestling in the mud of scandal. Hustler publisher Larry Flynt is offering $1 million for proof of sexual improprieties by me. Honestly, I can’t pronounce and never even heard of some of the suggestions he’s making. I guarantee I never got zoophilic with any hermaphroditess or other strange woman. I’m tempted to go give him a big wet kiss and then collect the money myself for my campaign fund. If only Jerry Falwell were still alive, he could intercede for me. He and Larry had some kind of “special relationship” as I recall. I do confess I was once aroused by a photo of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition, but I’ve searched my conscience and there’s nothing more.

About Skippy R

Skippy R is retired after toiling as a scribe for a large denominational newspaper in Texas for about 40 years. He's written for The Wittenburg Door and Beliefnet. He lives in Dallas with his wife, Mrs. Skippy, and leads a Bible study in his home. Mostly spends time running after his grandkids. He is -- what are they calling it now? -- a Jesus follower.
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