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Category Archives: Devotional
Editor’s Note: We were lucky to persuade Texas Atty. Gen. Ken Paxton to succeed former Gov. Rick Perry as our devotional writer. This is Paxton’s first submission. Focal Passage: Proverbs 24:10 – “If you faint in the day of adversity, … Continue reading
Editor’s Note: Texas Gov. Rick Perry has returned as our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Ecclesiastes 9:10 – “Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.” Although I’m currently under a grand jury investigation for possible coercion … Continue reading
Focal Passage: “O then, is not this real? I say unto you, Yea.” — Alma 32:35 Well, you all know Clint Eastwood refused my offer to become my Vice Presidential nominee, but at least now he’s surprising everybody by coming … Continue reading
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Our guest devotional writer is Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney.] Focal Scripture: “And it came to pass that Alma fought with Amlici with the sword, face to face; and they did contend mightily, one with another.” — Alma … Continue reading
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Our guest devotional writer is Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney.] Focal Scripture: “Be of good cheer, for I will lead you along.” — Doctrines & Covenants 78:18 Condi, Condi, Condi. Why couldn’t you just give it a shot, … Continue reading