Rick Perry Devotional: Turning water into wine

Editor’s Note: Gov. Perry is our guest devotional writer.
(Focal Passage: John 2:1-11) My prayers have been answered. First, Herman Cain is getting worked over by the press for those old sexual harassment suits. And now a video of my New Hampshire speech has gone viral.

Prayer Time With Perry

Prayer Time With Perry

You might think I’d wish it would go away, since I seem to be on quaaludes during the event. Well, you’d be wrong. I feel great about it. Every politician wants to relate to the common man, to be accepted as “one of the guys,” and that’s what this video does for me. What seems like ludicrous irresponsibility actually displays my supreme confidence. I’m so in control I can be out of control, and it doesn’t matter. Will people choose an up-tight professor type like Obama or a laid-back, loose and passionate rancher like myself? The wonder of it is, I got completely soused by drinking only the water that was provided at the event. The J-Man is not only my co-pilot, he’s my bartender too.

About Skippy R

Skippy R is retired after toiling as a scribe for a large denominational newspaper in Texas for about 40 years. He's written for The Wittenburg Door and Beliefnet. He lives in Dallas with his wife, Mrs. Skippy, and leads a Bible study in his home. Mostly spends time running after his grandkids. He is -- what are they calling it now? -- a Jesus follower.
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