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Rick Perry Devotional: Grasp the baton
Editor’s Note: Texas Gov. Rick Perry has returned as our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: Ecclesiastes 9:10 – “Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might.” Although I’m currently under a grand jury investigation for possible coercion … Continue reading
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Mitt Romney Devotional: Clint’s in the house!
Focal Passage: “O then, is not this real? I say unto you, Yea.” — Alma 32:35 Well, you all know Clint Eastwood refused my offer to become my Vice Presidential nominee, but at least now he’s surprising everybody by coming … Continue reading
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Mitt Romney Devotional: The .44 Magnum solution
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Our guest devotional writer is Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney.] Focal Scripture: “And it came to pass that Alma fought with Amlici with the sword, face to face; and they did contend mightily, one with another.” — Alma … Continue reading
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Mitt Romney Devotional: Veepstakes endgame
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Our guest devotional writer is Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney.] Focal Scripture: “Be of good cheer, for I will lead you along.” — Doctrines & Covenants 78:18 Condi, Condi, Condi. Why couldn’t you just give it a shot, … Continue reading
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Mitt Romney Devotional: Democrat dissimulation
[Hello, Americans. Since I need to cover all the bases in order to bring America back to it’s traditional heritage and destiny, I decided to start this little blog post to influence those of you who use the Twitter and … Continue reading
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Newt Gingrich Devotional: Am I pretty?
Editor’s Note: Newt Gingrich is our guest devotional writer. Focal Passage: 2 Samuel 14:25– “But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the … Continue reading